a preppy bespectacled man just “unleashed” his massive dog on me
admitting it’s his “pick-up shtick”
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
while i <3 the furry and the fuzzy (mainly kittens and chickens),
Slobber jobber slurp lick and Hump hump de bump…
as i’m teetering in stilettos
with a comically large balenciaga…
and a scalding white chocolate latte
is So Not Cute.
like not even un peu.
3 days ago
… lovely little feast @ the John’s Pizzeria…
1 Chicken / Pineapple / Basil / Mushroom / Spinach / Garlic
1 Double Sausage / Double Mushroom / Garlic
(+ my delightful strawberry daiquiri stage left)
3 days ago
Our hotel Amankila
the amazing triple-infinity-pools
Sunset Canapes on the Mountaintop
Private beach @ Amankila
Balinese Dancers
Sunset @ our villa pool, Amanusa
TDF Breakfast Burger @ Amanusa
Best fresh fruit & smoothies!
Nighttime @ Amanusa
Amanusa Beach
Notes from Bali, July 2009
Ever since I was mini-Vie, I have known with gluttonous conviction that someday, I’d be boppin’ round Bali on my honeymoon.
Lucky for me; Husby delivered… in a big way, as we kicked off our 9.5 week Spoilfest with the most mindboggling week @ Amankila & Amanusa.
[Ever since visiting Amanyara (Turks & Caicos), I’ve been chomping @ the bit to experience Aman Resorts in their original habitat - Indonesia.]
And shit, kittens.
It was breathtaking.
Deliciously exotic food, pamperriffic Balinese massages, private huts on beautiful beaches… and best of all, ridiculously romantic experiences that Husby & I will remember forever.
~
One evening @ Amankila, our most charming driver shuttles our Escalade 30 minutes up a mountaintop - to the middle-of-nowhere. Two butlers pop out of trees & direct us down a candelit path to a private “bale” (bed) built into the rocky landscape. The drop-off is steep; but the effect - worth it. Husby and I are cuddling in a bed literally sticking out of a Balinese mountain!
Moments later, we’re delivered gourmet canapes and cocktails, and … WhatTheFuck… watching the *sunset* from the best seat… on Earth.
Absolutely one of the most memorable, luckiest days of this Moopig’s life.
4 days ago
… SugarSweetHusby gets a bigwetkiss for these ILoveYou orange tulips…
thanks and spanks darlin’.
4 days ago
NewYork Doll Lace-Up Studded Boots
Joie Refugee Boots
Topshop Baxter Boots
Gucci Riddle Boots
Hunter Festival Boots
My newest obsession: Lace Up Boots
Chicken Pot Pies!
As of late, been torridly scoutin’ out lace-up boots;
Probsy reminiscent of my ass-kickin adolescence, when I wreaked havoc in Doc Martens & a pink tutu… as the indisputable Queen of Note Passing (and all things fuschia, natch).
Today - the look is a bit less grunge; and gobs more cool.
So Versatile! So Schizo!
Pair with:
My fabtastic faves:
a burnt marshmallow milkshake from The Stand
bring me one pretty pretty please
and i promise
a firm but gentle
smack on yer bum
4 days agoBeen fwded this link 4 times. As a “newlywed,” I receive all sorts of random marriage-related emails, cartoons, links, etc. But this one … totes worth the read.
BarChelle ~ redefining the modern marriage.
5 days ago
hip hip hoorizzy!
going to see MR. JUDE LAW in HAMLET tonight on B’way
we’ze got some killer seats
close enough to see
who he’ll impregnate
during intermission
5 days ago
last night
missed the lions @ NYPL
rowr
for a “Media” dinner party @ an UES townhouse.
(a certain M G**dwell led the discussion!!)
totally inspired.
thought it cold enough to devirginize
my mink-ribboned Cavalli boots
5 days ago
