ew yuck
a preppy bespectacled man just “unleashed” his massive dog on me
admitting it’s his “pick-up shtick”
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
while i <3 the furry and the fuzzy (mainly kittens and chickens),
Slobber jobber slurp lick and Hump hump de bump…
as i’m teetering in stilettos
with a comically large balenciaga…
and a scalding white chocolate latte
is So Not Cute.
like not even un peu.
1 month ago